Girl, Boyfriend kill family

How do you show you love your underage girlfriend? She's only 12, so you can't take her to Vegas. Her parents have locked your 23-year-old-ass out of their house. What should you do? Why, break into their house and kill them, that's what! Nothing shows you care like making an orphan of your significant other! Better make sure you finish off her little brother too. Once you're done, you can celebrate by going to a party and bragging about your deeds to your friends. In Jeremy Steinke's case, it seems to have gone over well with his girlfriend, except the part about being arrested while on the lam.

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